CDC would like everyone feeling sick to stand over here, on the big red X
"No big deal" a spokesman for the CDC said earlier today. " We just think it would help if anyone who might have swine flu just sort of stands over here, on the big red X, underneath the giant anvil."
I have a Masters in Education form Loyola Marymount University and an undegraduate degree in Philosophy from Connecticut College. I spend way too much time thinking. I care deeply about society, where it's going, and why. i don't believe that stupid people exist, just people who haven't learned to use their brains effectively.
Random facts about me:
I once had a hamburger in my pocket when someone asked me for a hamburger.
9 out of 10 people find me to be a statistical anomaly.
I have been trained by people with post graduate degrees in philosophy AND people with graduate degrees in clowning.
I once said the thing that you wish you had thought of later at the right time.
A milkshake does not bring anything to the yard but ants.
I consider myself to be a brilliant.
I coined the phrase " a conversational Cul de Sac"
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